IN A MOMENT I SHALL USE THE JAWBONE OF AN ASS

Goodness, i have been almost as slack with my daily writing blog as I have with this bricks of gold blog. But I've written sop good ones!

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Wednesday, August 26, 2015

IN A MOMENT I SHALL USE THE JAWBONE OF AN ASS

In a moment I shall use the jawbone of an ass to make percussive sounds the likes of which your ears have never heard, your brain will fizz and your teeth will tingle one at a time in a lovely tooth buzzing glissando effect, your stomach will drop and your eyes will sparkle, the joints in your knees will rotate 360 degrees and and your shins will hum, it will be like the opposite of being kicked in the shins, that is how your shins will feel when these vibrations have travelled through the air and hit your ear drums and been transmitted to your brain and then relayed to your shins

Louis Armstrong live in Australia, 1963

Thanks to Renato Vacirca for hipping to this great footage. You can get a DVD of the whole set with some great vintage promotional spots, but the undoubted highlight is Jewell Brown here singing "Did You Hear About Jerry".

on the radio, in the world… 28/08/15

ON THE RADIO

Lotsa slow grinders in the first hour i reckon, in the second hour maybe something of the new Mollusc tape (i brought my walkman in to play it!), something off Outkast's "ATLiens" which turns 19 years old today, and some other stuff too!

IN THE WORLD

Saturday night is SLOW GRIND FEVER #28 with me and mohair and pierre and special midnight guest Jason Goodman, upstairs at the tote from 10pm.

Sunday from 2-6pm i'll be doing some DJing at noisy ritual winery's open day at their place at rear of 249 lygon st, brunswick. There will be wine and also hot chicken!

Next sat sept 5th i'll be Djing at Soul A Go Go at Shebeen from midnight till 2

GIG GUIDE

(Double check these listings before going to the gig! Sometimes I screw up the details...)

FRI 28th
chook race + the smb + bj morriszonkle @ the spotted mallard
the big lebowski @ the astor
terrible truths + totally mild @ the tote
teeth & tomngue @ estonian house w/ pearls and the ocean party
johnny el pajero @ the bar won club (geelong)
buttered loaf @ post office hotel
SAT 29th
The night party @ the penny black w/ Fulton Street
slow grind fever #28 2 the tote upstairs
SUN 30th
the red shoes + black narcissus @ the astor
nrichie1250 DJing @ noisy ritual winery open day, 2-6
mollusc @ public bar w/ 100% + stations + massive

MON 31ST
rosemary's baby + chinatown screening @ the astor
jazz party @ gasometer
TUESDAY SEPT 1ST
shrimpwitch @ public bar w/ ghost dick and girl fridas
FRI SEPT 4th
the pink tiles @ bar open w/ girl crazy, swim team and laser tits
Sat SEPT 5th
soul a go go @ she been
the change up rare soul night @ loop
SUN 6TH
the rebbelles @ acqua e vino

git on out there
lurve

richie1250 

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LAST WEEKS SHOW

i been very slack with updates! I'll put up download links for the last 4 shows soon! in the meantime, stream them from pbsm.org.au/stonelove

THE JAWBONE OF AN ASS

Stone Love : Playlist for Friday 21 August 2015

ARTIST | TRACK/SONG NAME | ALBUM TITLE | LABEL/DISTRIBUTOR | COMMENTS

TV SLIM - LOVE BOUNCE (talkover)
DON & DEWEY - KILL ME
LOUIS JONES - THAT'S COZ I LOVE YOU
LITTLE JOE HINTON - I WON'T BE YOUR FOOL
PAT PATRICK - HOT SPRINGS
HAROLD BURRIDGE WITH THE MILTON BLAND ORCHESTRA - PLEASE LOVE ME

THE PUNJABS - SITAR BLUES (talkover)
THE EVERLY BROTHERS - I GOT A WOMAN
BUDDY HOLLY - AIN'T GOT NO HOME
RAY BROWN & THE WHISPERS - NEIGHBOUR NEIGHBOUR
BOB SEGER - IVORY
THE LA DE DAS - FIND US A WAY

JACK COSTANZO - CATWALK (talkover)
LUIS ENRIQUEZ AND HIS ELECTRONIC MEN - FENDER WITH ANGER
DUO MORENO COMBO - ALLORA SI
CATERINA VALENTE & SILVIO FRANCESCO AND THEIR GUITARS - BABALU
EL RANCHO NIGHTCLUB BAND (from THE JAWBONE OF AN ASS LP SIDE 2)
FELIX MENDELSSOHN'S HAWAAIN SERENADERS - TABU
DUKE ELLINGTON & HIS ORCHESTRA - CHINOISERIE

PUTA MADRE BROS - TOES OF A DEAD MAN (talkover)
STELLA ANGELICO - NO MAN (LIVE ON SL)
HABITS - ETHER

SEAN SIMMONS VELVET UNDERGROUND PICKS:
VENUS IN FURS (ACETATE VERSION)
WHITE LIGHT WHITE HEAT (LIVE)

APOCALYPSE NOW SOUNDTRACK LP SIDE 3

DRINKING FROM CRYSTAL STREAMS

I like this imagine of The Man Made Of Crystals, walking through the countryside. Nice work, subconscious.

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Friday, July 17, 2015
DRINKING FROM CRYSTAL STREAMS
Drinking from crystal streams, I am bent over and the crystals fill me up. They convince all the other cells in my body to turn into crystals and now I am The Man Made Of Crystals. As I walk through the countryside, all the beavers and other rodents see the light twinkling through me and get an extra little twinkle in their eye, and as they build dams and eat trees and dig holes, they do it with an extra sense of joie de vivre. I'm glad I can do my part. I hope when I reach the city that my sight will enliven and enlighten the humans, and they will not set upon me and tear me apart and sell my crystal body parts one at a time.

GENE MARSHALL - SMOKE IT: THE POT (197?)

My song poem fever has subsided from it's previously dangerous levels, but the recent re-emergence of Bangs and his great Jimmy Fallon diss track has reignited my flame for such things and I had a good old session last night. This one really got me going...

(If you don't know what I mean by "song poems", all the info you need is here...)

http://www.songpoemmusic.com/

on the radio, in the world... 23/07/15

ON THE RADIO

This week will be all old 78rpm records. I've acquired a whole heap in the last few months and not had the chance to play them much since most turntables only play at 33 and 45, so we gonna drag a special set out of the storeroom at PBS and play these suckers. Jazz crooners, Hawaiian stuff, latin, blues, all sortsa stuff from the 20s to the 50s...

IN THE WORLD

Sat the 25th is SLOW GRIND FEVER #27 upstairs at the tote with me and pierre and simon laxton and lady blades. Grinding extra slow for my birthday!

Next sat the 1st i'll be playing at the special edition of soul a go go at the corner hotel, with Kylie Auldist performing live

GIG GUIDE

(Double check these listings before going to the gig! Sometimes I screw up the details...)

thurs 23rd
the sweet smell of success + the swimmer @ the astor
xenosine @ longplay
fri 24th
southside soul @ kingston town hall, moorabin w/ dj ladysoul and big daddy warbucks
dj johnny el pajero @ the bawon club, geelong
johnnie and the johnnie johnnies @ open studio
sat 25th
SLOW GRIND FEVER #27 @ the tote UPSTAIRS w/ richie1250,  pierre baroni, simon laxton and lady blades.
the rebelles CD launch @ thornbury theatre w/ empat lima
jamaica jump up #4 @ gasometer
beware black holes @ townhall hotel (4pm)
bangs @ laundry bar
sun 26th
azaelia banks @ prince of wales
mon 27th
shrimpwitch @ public bar

git on out there
lurve

richie1250 

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LAST WEEKS SHOW

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PRINCE FEVER, MOJITO CUMBIA SELECTIONS, ILLUSTRATED GIG GUIDE AND KEGGIN LIVE

Stone Love : Playlist for Friday 17 July 2015

ARTIST | TRACK/SONG NAME | ALBUM TITLE | LABEL/DISTRIBUTOR | COMMENTS

BILLY BUTLER - 400 GIRLS AGO
PRINCE - INTERNATIONAL LOVER
PRINCE - TAMBOURINE
PRINCE - JACK YOU OFF
PRINCE - SOMETIMES IT SNOWS IN APRIL
THE PERSUADERS - LOVE'S GONNA PACK UP AND WALK OUT ON US

AARON MCRAE - INTER SANTUM
THE IDEALS - MAGIC
BARBARA LEWIS - HELLO STRANGER
JANNIE WILLIAMS - I BEEN TRUE
LITTLE ESTHER - WILD CHILD

MOJITO DEL GADO CUMBIA SELECTIONS

GIG GUIDE SELECTIONS:
EMPAT LIMA - BETTY DAVIS
THE VICTIMS - HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS
HABITS - VINNIES
BJ MORRISZONKLE- PACK OF WOLVES
THE PINK TILES - LULLABY FOR THE LOVESICK
THE SUGAR FED LEOPARDS - LEMONADE
AUSMUTEANTS - KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A HORSE
JACKY WINTER - YOU THINK SHE'S KIDDING AROUND
LOVERS OF THE BLACK BIRD - TONIGHT WE SAY GOODBYE
THE REBELLES - 1234 GO
AZEALIA BANKS - CHASING TIME

INTERVIEW WITH RICH STANLEY AND ALI BIRD ABOUT COPACOBANA SHOW

SUGAR FED LEOPARDS - THE BALLAD
TEETH & TONGUE - CUPCAKE

KEGGIN 2 SONGS LIVE IN STUDIO: LOVE IN A BOX + GOON BUT NOT FORGOTTEN

THE JUICYFRUITS - GOODBYE, EDDIE, GOODBYE

THE HOLLYWOOD JILLS - HE MAKES ME SO MAD
ANN MARGARET - SOMEDAY SOON

I WAS HANGING OUT WITH THE BOYS IN MIAMI

I'm really hung up on this No mercy Song this week...

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Wednesday, July 15, 2015
I WAS HANGING OUT WITH THE BOYS IN MIAMI

I was hanging out with the boys in Miami, we had some great pastel sweaters on, nice trousers, Lars had his soul patch trimmed just right. We were looking fly as hell, busting some sweet unison dance moves. I was playing a little Spanish guitar. All of a sudden my beautiful girlfriend who never speaks, she got up and walked off down the beach. I called out to her, "where do you go, my lovely? where do you go?" She turned and I thought she may speak for the first time, but suddenly a shark leaped out of the water and ate her whole. Chomp.