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THE CULTURAL GOOFBALLS ON WHICH I AM CURRENTLY HOPPED UP

Thursday, February 26, 2015

GIGGLING AND STUMBLING

I had a nice evening last night playing spirit guide to a young lady who had quit her job and taken some psychedelic drugs and decided she wanted to go wandering down by the river and crack her whips in the middle of the night.

Read the rest of the weeks improvised writings at

http://writingeverymorning.blogspot.com.au/

GIGGLING AND STUMBLING

Giggling and stumbling, coloured lights flashing all around her periphery, she decided it would be best if she climbed a tree right now. She wrapped her arms around a branch and hoisted herself up against it's trunk, The smell was so rich and fresh and alive. She just stood there for what seemed like hours, her breasts pressed against the solid mass of wood, her hair brushing against the leaves, her nose inflamed with sensation. We looked up at her from the ground, a little worried she might fall, but mostly pleased she was having such a glorious, sensuous time. The water in the creek burbled away.

INTERVIEWS WITH ARCHER

Some cracker interviews with Archer. God he's a classic. Just listen to these and try not to go buy his album!




Here's another one from RTR FM

 http://rtrfm.com.au/story/archer/ 

 and one from the ABC

http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/insidesleeve/ise-18-02/6142976

on the radio, in the world... 26/02/14

ON THE RADIO

We'll be doing the show live from the immigration museum this friday, check out the details here!

http://pbsfm.org.au/node/42277

IN THE WORLD

Saturday afternoon i'll be selling records at The Carte Digger Record Fair at Bar Open from midday,

Saturday night is Slow Grind Fever #22 upstairs at The Tote with me and Mohair and Pierre from 10pm

Next Sat March 7th i'll be DJing at Soul A Go Go at Shebeen

GIG GUIDE
(Double check these listings before going to the gig! Sometimes I screw up the details...)


friday 27th
Stone Love live broadcast from The Immigration Museum
cw stoneking @ substaion (newport)
sat 28th
Chook Race LP launch @ the tote w/ Pink Tiles, Wet Blankets, Roman Catholics and Juicy Lolster
Slow Grind Fever #22 @ tote upstairs
crate digger record fair @ bar open
the shining @ the astor

friday 6th
Jack Oblivian, Eric Oblivian + power @ gaso
sat 7th
soul a go go @ shebeen

git on out there
lurve
richie1250 

To get off this list, reply saying: Hong Kong's chief executive urged pro-democracy protestors in the country to "take inspiration from the sheep's character." 

LAST WEEKS SHOW
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Stone Love : Playlist for Friday 20 February 2015

ARTIST | TRACK/SONG NAME | ALBUM TITLE | LABEL/DISTRIBUTOR | COMMENTS
KEN BOOTHE - DRUM SONG (talkover music)
ALTON ELLIS - YOU MADE ME HAPPY
JOHNNY & THE ATTRACTIONS - COMING ON THE SCENE
JIMMY HUGHES - YOU MIGHT AS WELL FORGET HIM
JESSIE HILL - MY LOVE
THE MAJOR PRUITT - TROUBLE IN MIND
FRED NEIL - A LITTLE BIT OF RAIN
THE LAVENDERS - ONE MORE ONCE (talkover music)
WILSON PICKETT - I'LL NEVER BE THE SAME
MAURICE WILLIAMS & THE ZODIACS - STAY
LITTLE OTIS - I OUTDUKED THE DUKE
RUBEN FORTE - SO GOOD
'CILE TURNER - CRAP SHOOTIN' SINNER
THE NITEHAWKS - MUDDY (talkover music)
C.W. STONEKING - HOW LONG
C.W. STONEKING - MAMA GOT THE BLUES
WILMOUTH HOUDINI - BRAVE SON OF AMERICA
CAB CALLOWAY - MINNIE THE MOOCHER (PREMIER LP VERSION)
THE BOSWELL SISTERS - MINNIE THE MOOCHERS WEDDING DAY
DUKE ELLINGTON - THE NEW EAST SAINT LOUIS TOODLE O
DUKE ELLINGTON - BLOOD COUNT
DUKE ELLINGTON - VILLE VILLES IS THE PLACE MAN
LOVERS OF THE BLACK BIRD - TONIGHT WE SAY GOODBYE
MOSCOW SCHOOLBOY - USE ME BACK (STUDIO 5 LIVE VERSION)
THOSE DARLINS - MYSTIC MINDS - CHOOK RACE - GOOD FOR ME
SUGAR FED LEOPARDS - SABINA
BB KING - POONTWANGIE
LOWELL FULSOME - I'M A DRIFTER
MARVELLE & THE BLUE MATS - MELLOW MAN
ART NEVILLE - WHAT'S GOING ON
GINO PARKS & THE LOVETONES - FIRE
THE GEE CEES - BUZZSAW TWIST (talkover music)
MARTY ROBBINS - THE TENNESSEE TODDY

Thursday, February 19, 2015

LONG STRANDS OF GELATINOUS FLUID

Nothing too memorable coming out of the brain this at writingeverymorning week, though this one on Valentine's day was was nice and sticky... http://writingeverymorning.blogspot.com.au/



Saturday, February 14, 2015


LONG STRANDS OF GELATINOUS FLUID

Long strands of gelatinous fluid link my love and I always. It feels good to know we are connected but it can be problematic for others. The fluid is very sticky. Little dogs get trapped in it, and as their owners attempt to extract them, they too become stuck and panicky. The only option is to execute them. The police understand this, and brook us no contretemps. But the corpses are no easier to extract than live bodies, and so we are constantly connected to many corpses, as well as each other. This thought dulls the romance slightly.

BIRDMAN OR (THE UNEXPECTED VIRTUE OF IGNORANCE) ( Alejandro González Iñárritu, 2014)


It is a rare and welcome occurrence when I find myself grinning so much throughout an entire film that my mouth hurts, just rushing on the buzz of great cinema. I loved everything about this. The script, the acting, the the jazz drumming score, the constantly moving one long shot style of filming, the ambiguity of the whole metaphysical aspect. I loved the way it's very much an insiders take on the world of Broadway theatre, something I know bugger all about. I loved the way Edward Norton's character was such a jerk but you couldn't help kinda liking him. And it's so good to Naomi Watts in something good again. What an actress. I kinda feel like she balances out the scales for that whole Russell Crow thing our region inflicted on the world.

Seeing this really makes me wanna revisit this guys first film, Amores Perros (which i loved when it came out), and get around to seeing the half a dozen other things he's made in the mean time....

on the radio, in the world... 19/02/13

ON THE RADIO

something off that new CW Stoneking that finally came out on LP. Something by Fred Neil maybe. Archer? Death? I just a keep on buying more Duke Ellington records, so probably a few of those...

IN THE WORLD

no gigs at all for me this week! think i'll wander along the train tracks, eat some beans out of a can...

GIG GUIDE
(Double check these listings before going to the gig! Sometimes I screw up the details...)

thurs 19th
school damage 2 the tote
fri 20th
midnight woolf @ luwow
diggin the slowness @ loop
biscotti ep launch @ grace darling basement w/ neon radio, orlando furious and mollusc
sat 21st
tek tek _ stella angelico + more @ white night melbourne
cinemaniacs prenet "army of darkness" @ back lot cinema
archer @ kyneton music festival
the big lebowski + moonrise kingdom screening @ the astor
beware! black holes @ richmond tiki lounge
sun 22nd
lower plenty @ tote front bar
seven samurai @ the astor
pork chop party @ bridge hotel (castlemaine)

mon 23rd
the godfather screening @ the astor
tuesday 24th
lovers of the black bird @ the old bar w/ sean mollow for Tim Molloy art exhibition
wed 25th
PBS presents a screening of "A BAND CALLED DEATH" @ the spotted mallard
friday 27th
Stone Love live broadcast from The Immigration Museum
cw stoneking @ substaion (newport)
sat 28th
Chook Race LP launch @ the tote w/ Pink Tiles, Wet Blankets, Roman Catholics and Juicy Lolster
Slow Grind Fever #22 @ tote upstairs
crate digger record fair @ bar open
the shining @ the astor


git on out there
lurve
richie1250 

To get off this list, reply saying: The senior Houthi leader said that he was eager to establish ties with the country’s former allies, including the United States, despite his militants’ motto being “Death to America.” “It’s not meant to suggest harming American people,” he said. “This is just a slogan.”

LAST WEEKS SHOW
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CALYPSO, NICK WATERHOUSE INTERVIEW, BEAT GIRL

Stone Love : Playlist for Friday 13 February 2015

ARTIST | TRACK/SONG NAME | ALBUM TITLE | LABEL/DISTRIBUTOR | COMMENTS
BILLY STRANGE & THE TELSTARS - A LOTTA LIMBO (talkover music)
WILMOUTH HOUDINI - BOBBY SOX IDOL
NOTE & TOE & THE GRENADIERS - I GOT A COLD
WALTER HAMILTON - KAIAK PT 1 & 2
LITTLE STEVIE WONDER - FINGERTIPS (JAZZ SOUL VERSION)
HERBIE MANN - COMIN HOME BABY (talkover music)
HERBIE MANN - NEW YORK IS A JUNGLE FESTIVAL
ABDELLA EL MAGANA - KASSIDAT EL HAKA
SPIRITUAL SINGERS - JOHN 3:16
PUTA MADRE BROS - THE YOUNG HORSE
DUANE EDDY - LOST ISLAND (talkover music)
EDEN AHBEZ - EDEN'S COVE
BOBBY DARIN - NATURE BOY
ROSE HARDAWAY - SENOR BLUES
JOE VALINO - EVERYTHING I TOUCHED TURNED TO GOLD
THE STONECRUSHERS - CRAWFISH
NICK WATERHOUSE - SAY I WANNA KNOW
NICK WATERHPUSE INTERVIEW
NICK WATERHOUSE - DEAD ROOM
NICK WATERHOUSE - SOME PLACE
SELECTIONS FROM THE JOHN BARRY "BEAT GIRL" SOUNDTRACK LP:
THE BEAT GIRL SONG
THE CITY 2000 AD
THE STRIPPER
CAR CHASE / NIGHT CHASE
CHICKEN
WILLIE MITCHELL - TAKE FIVE (talkover music)
KOOKIE - OOBY DOOBY
THE MIGHTY HANNIBAL - THE RIGHT TO LOVE YOU
JOSH WHITE - STRANGE FRUIT

Thursday, February 5, 2015

SNAKES SIZZLE ON THE FRYPAN

This weeks improvised writing featured goats and tarantulas, horses with their heads stuck in honey and streets flooded with gravy. And some snakes today. I didn't know what would happen to the snakes in the pan when I started, I certainly didn't imagine they'd end up as jazz musicians...

Thursday, February 5, 2015

SNAKES SIZZLE ON THE FRYPAN

Snakes sizzle on the frypan. They hiss at each other trying to formulate a plan on how to get out, but their hissings get all mixed up with the sizzling. It is quite a conundrum. All of a sudden the cook slips over, pranging the fraypan handle with his arm and sending the snakes, these very oily snakes, flying out of the kitchen and onto the stage. The jazz musicians, wrapped up in the deep concentration needed to perform their art, do not see the snakes coming and are horribly burned as these snakes covered in boiling oil slap against their faces. The musicians scream and run off stage, abandoning their instruments. The snakes, not wanting to see a riot occur, attempt to play some jazz despite the obvious limitations of their legless, armless stature. They don't sound half bad.

http://writingeverymorning.blogspot.com.au/

THE DARK SIDE OF BARBIE (great photography / sculpture project by Mariel Clayton)

More gold! I really love these. The attention to detail is really something, and some of them get sooooo dark it is quite comical. The one below is relatively safe for work, the others not so much...



http://www.kaltblut-magazine.com/the-darkside-of-barbie/

DEEP DARK FEARS (great illustration project by Fran Krause)

People submit their irrational fears and Fran illustrates them in fine style. I love it.

http://deep-dark-fears.tumblr.com/


on the radio, in the world... 05/02/15


ON THE RADIO



This week is live music week on PBS! As usual i'll be doing an all live show with nary a record played. Will have sets from Primitive Calculators, Time For Dreams and Habits, plus several other guest appearances. If you wanna come and watch and drink some free coopers, follow these instructions:

You and a friend can come down to any (or all!) of the sessions during the week to see your favourite bands playing in the studios.

Send us an email at events@pbsfm.org.au with the subject line: NIGHT (Monday, Tuesday) plus YOUR NAME and MEMBERSHIP NUMBER in the body, whether you want to bring a friend, and we’ll put your name on the door.

And also, we will have a giveaway of the new Chook Race album! Listen out to win it...

IN THE WORLD


Thurs the 12th i'll be DJing at The Edinburgh castle form 6 till 10

Friday the 13th Richie1250 & The Brides Of Christ will be playing with Girl Crazy at Dane Certificates Magic Theatre

GIG GUIDE
(Double check these listings before going to the gig! Sometimes I screw up the details...)




Friday Feb 6th
Kim & Leanne @ Old Bar w/ Pink Tiles + Les Minijupes
Chook Race @ South Australian Hotel (mt gambier) with Ross De Chene Hurricanes

SUNDAY THE 8TH
Lower Plenty @ Tote Front Bar

Friday 13th
Reprobettes @ Luwow
Richie1250 & The Brides Of Christ w/ Girl Crazy at Dane Certificates Magic Theatre
Sat 15th
Empat Lima @ the post office
the burnt sausages @ danes magic theatre

Feb 27th
Stone Love live broadcast from The Immigration Museum
Feb 28th
Chook Race LP launch @ the tote w/ Pink Tiles, Wet Blankets, Roman Catholics and Juicy Lolster
Slow Grind Fever #22 @ tote upstairs

git on out there
lurve
richie1250 

To get off this list, reply saying: "The science is, you know, pretty indisputable."

LAST WEEKS SHOW
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TRULY, THEY ARE OUR SUPERIORS

Stone Love : Playlist for Friday 30 January 2015

ARTIST | TRACK/SONG NAME | ALBUM TITLE | LABEL/DISTRIBUTOR | COMMENTS
LA LUPE - FEVER (AT 45 -8
THE ANDREWS SISTERS - BEI MIR BIST DU SCHON
NINA SIMONE - MISSISSIPPI GODDAMN
MARIE FRANKLIN - MOON RIVER
EVELYN FREEMAN - DIDN'T IT RAIN
LA LUPE - FEVER (AT 33 +8)
ELENA MADERA - PACHUNGA
SYLVIE MORA - TABOO
CATERINA VALENTE - SIMILAU
ADDIE LEE - CUMBA TAMBA NIKA
YMA SUMAC - VOICE OF THE XTABAY
CATERINA VALENTE - EN UKRAINE
ROMA GYPSY SHOW GROUP - COPACZA
HARIS ALEXIOU - OTANAI OTANAI
MELANIE - SOME SAY I GOT DEVIL
YOUR ANIMAL - ALL RHYTHM
NICO - IT HAS NOT TAKEN LONG
LAURIE ANDERSON - O SUPERMAN
SUGAR FED LEOPARDS - THE BALLAD
SUGAR FED LEOPARDS - FRESH JAGUAR MEAT
THE HARPOONS - KEEP YOU AROUND
TEENA MARIE - BEHIND THE GROOVE
PEBBLES - GIRLFRIEND
MADONNA - ACT OF CONTRITION
PRECIOUS AND PASSION - THE FRESH FEMALES
AZEALIA BANKS - LIQUORICE
BJORK - PAGAN POETRY
LOVAGE - TO CATCH A THIEF
DONNA HINDS - RUNAWAY PET
AMANDA LOVE - YOU KEEP CALLING ME BY HER NAME