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THE CULTURAL GOOFBALLS ON WHICH I AM CURRENTLY HOPPED UP

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN (Jason Eisner, 2011)


I watched a most excellent new film the other night called HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN. It's basically a homage to all those great 80's schlock films (paticularly of the Toxic Avenger / Class Of Nuke 'Em HighTroma variety), and happily ends up being far more entertaining all the way through than most of those films actually were!
Based on the winning trailer of the same name from Robert Rodriguez's South by Southwest Grindhouse trailers contest, the film-makers used their new-found connections to cast Rutger Hauer as the titular Hobo With A Shotgun for the feature length version, and by god he's perfect!

The whole thing really is just about the perfect 80's schlock movie, it's got Rutger, it's got a hooker with a heart of gold, it's got this awesome white suited villain called The Drake, it's got these weird robot monster things that appear at some point and should seem really stupid but it just seems like a perfectly natural progression for the movie to take.

The preview doesn't actually give that good an impression of the tone of the film, it's a lot more gnarly and humorous in a Troma sort of way than it appears here, but you get to see a bit of the nice splatter anyway...

Highly recomennded! If you like this sort of the thing.

On the radio, in the world... 27/10/11

ON THE RADIO


A whole bunch of Halloween spookers for all you ghouls in the first hour, and a live set fom BAD ACHES in studio 5 at about six oclock! Plus some other stuff too...

And also, to go along with our October Jailbreak SHAME DRIVE, I will be giving everybody who joins up to Stone Love in October a chance to win the famous STONE LOVE SACK O' CRAP! This years sack includes:

THE CARCASS OF THE THE RUBBER CHICKEN I SACRIFICIED AT HAWAAIAN ZOMBIE
A GENUINE OLD WEST TEXAS CAP FIRIN RIFLE (WITH CAPS!)
A VHS COPY OF THE TERRIBLE 80'S MOVIE STARRING BOB DYLAN, "HEARTS OF FIRE"
OVER THIRTY CD'S INCLUDING LOTSA GOOD ONES FROM GENTLE BEN, MASTERS APPRENTICES, BARRENCE WHITFIELD AND MORE
A BOX FULL OF SCRATCHY OLD BIG HOLE SOUL 45'S
A COPY OF JERRY LEE LEWIS' BULLSHIT FILLED BIOGRAPHY, "KILLER!"

AND PLENTY MORE CRAP!!!!!

Plus everyone who signs up to stone love during october gets to go on my personal christmas list and get my special christmas mix cd I make for buddies mailed to them at christmas time! Wow! Do it now!
http://www.pbsfm.org.au/membership-levels

IN THE WORLD


GIG GUIDE
(Double check these listings before going to the gig! Sometimes I screw up the details...)

Thurs 27th
Minibikes @ The retreat
Eugene holcombe @ Wesley Anne w/ The Sturday Knights and Lashes To Lashes
Keggin @ brunswick hotel FREE
Electric Wire Hustle @ Roxanne
Fri 28th
Richie1250 DJing @ Luwow
BAD ACHES live on Stone Love, 6pm
Sat 29th
Brendan Huntley new paintings exhibition @ Tolarno Gallery, 2pm
BJ MORRISONKLE @ The parlour (preston)
The Exotics @ Luwow
Ken Eavel DJ'ing @ the retreat
maggotfest @ tote Ft. Bad AChes, Chook race and heaps more
ready Steady go! @ Grace Darling w/ Mohair Slim, jim dandy and Buddy love
Ennio Morricone T @ the palais, hepburn Springsribute Night
Sun 30th
Camberwell Record Fair @ Box Hill Town Hall
Woody Allen Double @ the Astor
Richie1250 DJing soul records @ The Aviary (abbotsford), 4-8pm
The ribbon Device @ 303 (arvo show, 3:45)
Halloween Party @ YahYahs w/ Goo Goo Much (cramps tribute band) and DJ Nosferichie1250
Mon 31st
"Electric Mudcat Tribute Show" @ Upstairs 222 Johnston st (ABove Dirt Cheap Books), ft Smoke On The Water plus dj's Christo, Hughey, Manchild, Pierre Baroni, Richie 1250 & The Electric-mud Pussycat. Start 8 pm onwards
Entry by Donation ( for Ross's children Alexander and Vincent )
Tuesday Nov 1st
Cash Savage and The Last Drinks @ NSC
Wed 2nd
Eraserhead @ Astor
Next Sat 5th
70's Style Bollywood Dance Party @ The Hi Fi bar, ft The Bombay Royale + DJ Richi Madan, Sapphire Dance, NZ Shiram, Folkwaves Bhangra Group, DJ R-Ya

COMING UP
Sat nov 19th
Big Jay Mcneely @ the Corner! w/ the Rebelles and the rechords

git on out there

lurve
richie

to get off this list, reply saying: MC Hammer launched WIREDoo, a new "deep search" engine. "Generalities," said Hammer, "tend to not be the wave of the
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Stone Love: Friday, 21 October 2011

HAPPY FEET, EGYPTIAN NIGHTS

Playlist for Friday 21 October 2011

Artist | Track/Song Name | Album Title | Label/Distibutor | Comments

DAVE BABY CORTEZ - HAPPY FEET
THE GEE-CEES - BUZZSAW TWIST
THE MASTERS APPRENTICES - UNDECIDED
THE MASTERS APPRENTICES - ROADRUNNER
MERRY CLAYTON - GIMME SHELTER
BETTY LAVETTE - LET ME DOWN EASY
TOM WAITS - TALKING AT THE SAME TIME
THE STEPKIDS - SUBURBAN DREAM
ARIEL PINKS HAUNTED GRAFFITI - LIFE IN LA
KWESHA SETA - TRACK 4
TIMMY THOMAS - FUNKY ME
PERCEE P - THROWBACK RAP ATTACK
TONY TEE - TIME TO GET PHYSICAL
PRINCE RAKEEM - SEXCAPADES
KOOL G RAP AND DJ POLO - TALK LIKE SEX
PIGMEAT MARKHAM - HERE COMES THE JUDGE
THE CADETS - LOVE BANDIT
YOUNG JESSIE - DON'T THINK I WILL
SPARKS OF RHYTHM - HANDY MAN
ELVIN RUCKER - BABY YOU WERE MEANT FOR ME
RAMSAY LEWIS TRIO - HE'S A REAL GONE GUY
EUGEN CICERO - MEMORIES OF CLAUSENBERG
HORACE SILVER TRIO - SAFARI
ARTHUR LYMAN - MALAGUENA
RAY BARRETTO - EL WATUSI
EL REY DEL TIMBAL
HASSAN ABOU SEOUD - EGYPTIAN NIGHT
CACIQUE - CACIQUE

Friday, October 21, 2011

PRINCE SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SPECTACULAR



In case anybody didn't see it back in 2007, this is perhaps the most spectacular spectacle of spectacular specticality i have ever seen. Trust me, these 12 minutes of your life will not be wasted...




On The Radio, In The World 21/10/11

ON THE RADIO

Some mega organ grinders, some country music, some grindcore, some other stuff too...

And also, to go along with our October Jailbreak SHAME DRIVE, I will be giving everybody who joins up to Stone Love in October a chance to win the famous STONE LOVE SACK O' CRAP! This years sack includes:

THE CARCASS OF THE THE RUBBER CHICKEN I SACRIFICIED AT HAWAAIAN ZOMBIE
A GENUINE OLD WEST TEXAS CAP FIRIN RIFLE (WITH CAPS!)
A VHS COPY OF THE TERRIBLE 80'S MOVIE STARRING BOB DYLAN, "HEARTS OF FIRE"
OVER THIRTY CD'S INCLUDING LOTSA GOOD ONES FROM GENTLE BEN, MASTERS APPRENTICES, BARRENCE WHITFIELD AND MORE
A BOX FULL OF SCRATCHY OLD BIG HOLE SOUL 45'S
A COPY OF JERRY LEE LEWIS' BULLSHIT FILLED BIOGRAPHY, "KILLER!"

AND PLENTY MORE CRAP!!!!!

Plus everyone who signs up to stone love during october gets to go on my personal christmas list and get my special christmas mix cd I make for buddies mailed to them at christmas time! Wow! Do it now!
http://www.pbsfm.org.au/membership-levels

IN THE WORLD


GIG GUIDE
(Double check these listings before going to the gig! Sometimes I screw up the details...)


fri 21st
Simone Page jones Presents "The lovebirds" @ melbourne festival lounge (arts centre)
Poultry industry benefit @ Bella Union w/ Legends of Motorsport, The Bakelite Age, The
Rebelles and Dead River Deeps
Extortion @ Pony
Fatti Frances @ Grace Darling
Bowers @ prince w/ Phrase
King Gizzard EP Launch @ Tote w/ Baptism Of Uzi
Digger & The Pussycats @ Cornish Arms
Disco Co Co @ Red Bennies
footscray i'm In love @ Exchange Hotel
Mohair Slim @ The LuWow
Sat 22
Intoxica @ Luwow w/ DJ Emma peel
Bowers Lp launch @ The Tote
sun 23rd
BJ MORRISONKLE @ Brunswick Hotel
Richie1250 DJ'in @ The Aviary, 4-8pm

Mon 24th
BJ MORRISONKLE @ NSC
Thurs 27th
Minibikes @ The retreat
Eugene holcombe @ Wesley Anne w/ The Sturday Knights and Lashes To Lashes
Keggin @ brunswick hotel FREE
Next Fri 28th
Richie1250 DJing @ Luwow
BAD ACHES live on Stone Love, 6pm
Next sat 29th
BJ MORRISONKLE @ The parlour (preston)
The Exotics @ Luwow
Ken Eavel DJ'ing @ the retreat
maggotfest @ tote Ft. Bad AChes, Chook race and heaps more
ready Steady go! @ Grace Darling w/ Mohair Slim, jim dandy and Buddy love
Next Sun 30th
Halloween Party @ YahYahs w/ Goo Goo Much (cramps tribute band) and DJ Nosferichie1250


COMING UP
Sat nov 19th
Big Jay Mcneely @ the Corner! w/ the Rebelles and the rechords

git on out there

lurve
richie

to get off this list, reply saying: "I threw the hot
dog toward Tiger Woods because I was inspired by the movie 'Drive,'"
Kelly said. "As soon as the movie ended, I thought to myself, 'I
have to do something courageous and epic.'"

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DAVE AND THE SITARS

Stone Love : Playlist for Friday 14 October 2011

ARTIST | TRACK/SONG NAME | ALBUM TITLE | LABEL/DISTIBUTOR | COMMENTS

TIPPIE AND THE CLOVERS - BOSSA NOVA BABY
MANNY CORCHADO - POW WOW
TINO CONTRERA - Orfeo en los Tambores
TERRY TIMMONS - DADDY BE GOOD TO ME
DUKE ELLINGTON - THE MOOCH
YMA SUMAC - HIGH ANDES
KAY MARTIN AND HER BODYGUARDS - CAN'T HELP LOVING THAT MAN
YMA SUMAC - REMEMBER
ORCHESTRA PETER THOMAS - UNDER CONTROL

THE RIBBON DEVICE LIVE IN STUDIO SONGS

THE RIBBON DEVICE - SLEEPWALK
TEETH AND TONGUE - VASELINE ON THE LENS
GENTLE BEN AND HIS SENSITIVE SIDE - BLUR THE LINES
THE CURE - KILLING AN ARAB
THE SHOWER SCENE FROM PSYCHO - PURPLE HAZE
FAT BOYS - JAILHOUSE RAP
SIR MIX A LOT - I'M A TRIP
ICE T - WHAT YOU WANNA DO
BIG DADDY KANE - ON THE BUGGED TIP

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

RIBBON DEVICE SITAR EXPLOSION

The Ribbon Device been doing this sitar cover version malarkey on the 'tube for a while, and now they launching a little CD with a few of the tracks at The Empress this Saturday night. I'll be getting up and singing "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance" with them, and I imagine there'll be a bunch of other guests too.

Heres a nice Sitar-ed "Sleepwalk", and you can see all the others at




MOVIN LIKE BERNEY


Thanks to Amanda Roff, currently toiling in the intellectual salt mines of Berkeley University, for hipping me to this recent american dance craze. Inspired by that old movie you ain't thought about since back then, Weekend At Bernies, it's a jiggly sorta zombie dance where you Move Like Bernie! See the dope song and video below for demonstration. I'm sure it's totally out of date in america by now, but i'm catching onto it just in time for Halloween!

Monday, October 10, 2011

On the radio, in The World 13/10/11

ON THE RADIO


Plenty o' groovy records I has caught in my net during the last week, some from the cadets, tippie and the clovers, big pun, sir mix a lot and oh so many more. I even bought a Cure record!

Plus we'll have a special live in-studio performance from The Ribbon Device in Sitar mode, since they're launching their Sitar Covers record this saturday night at the empress... And also, Dave Thrussel and James Piuante, who are putting out the new reissue of Ymas Sumac's "Miracles" album will be coming in to spin a few records and talk about the album and launch party that night at LUWOW

And also, to go along with our October Jailbreak SHAME DRIVE, I will be giving everybody who joins up to Stone Love in October a chance to win the famous STONE LOVE SACK O' CRAP! This years sack includes:

THE CARCASS OF THE THE RUBBER CHICKEN I SACRIFICIED AT HAWAAIAN ZOMBIE
A GENUINE OLD WEST TEXAS CAP FIRIN RIFLE (WITH CAPS!)
A VHS COPY OF THE TERRIBLE 80'S MOVIE STARRING BOB DYLAN, "HEARTS OF FIRE"
OVER THIRTY CD'S INCLUDING LOTSA GOOD ONES FROM GENTLE BEN, MASTERS APPRENTICES, BARRENCE WHITFIELD AND MORE
A BOX FULL OF SCRATCHY OLD BIG HOLE SOUL 45'S
A COPY OF JERRY LEE LEWIS' BULLSHIT FILLED BIOGRAPHY, "KILLER!"

AND PLENTY MORE CRAP!!!!!

Plus everyone who signs up to stone love during october gets to go on my personal christmas list and get my special christmas mix cd I make for buddies mailed to them at christmas time! Wow! Do it now!

http://www.pbsfm.org.au/membership-levels

IN THE WORLD


GIG GUIDE
(Double check these listings before going to the gig! Sometimes I screw up the details...)

Thurs 13th
Baprism of Uzi @ Workers Club w/ Legendary Hearts
Fatti frances DJ'ing @ hells kitchen
The Hondas @ the Laundry
Fri 14th

Kim Salmon @ The Empress
Mohair Slim late night DJ'ing @ YahYahs
Johnny El Pajero DJ'ing @ trhe Nash (geelong)
Footscray, i'm in love @ Exchange Hotel
The Once Overs @ the tote w/ money for rope
The Bombay Royale @ Lu Wow w/ DJ Sye Saxon + Yma Sumac "Miracles" LP launch party from 7pm
John waters double: FEMALE TROUBLE + POLYESTER @ The Astor
Sat 15th
The Ribbon Device Sitar Covers EP Launch @ The Empress
The Bombay Royale @ Lu Wow w/ DJ Jumpin Josh
Teeth & Tongue single launch @ Buffallo club
Richie1250 late night DJ'ing @ YahYahs
JailBird Jokers (SL PATRONS) @ Cherry
John waters double: PINK FLAMINGOS + A DIRTY SHAME @ The Astor
Sun 16th
Major Tom and The Atoms @ YahYahs w/ Plague Doctor
bunny monroe @ the greyhound w/ bitter sweet kicks
John Waters Festival @ the Astor! HAIRSPRAY at 2pm, CRY BABY at 5pm, DIVINE TRASH (documentary about John Waters), 8pm

Next fri 21st
Extortion @ Pony
King Gizzard EP Launch @ Tote w/ Baptism Of Uzi
Digger & The Pussycats @ Cornish Arms
Disco Co Co @ Red Bennies
Next Sat 22
Intoxica @ Luwow w/ DJ Emma peel
Bowers Lp launch @ The Tote

git on out there

lurve
richie

to get off this list, reply saying: "Who? Johnson Sirleaf? The president of Liberia?
Oooh," said Tutu.

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LIVE FROM THE MELBOURNE FESTIVAL LOUNGE!

Stone Love : Playlist for Monday 10 October 2011

Live broadcast from The Melbourne Festival Lounge!

Special appearances from Hannah Fox, Darcy McNulty and Stella Angelico

plus plenty groovy records. Email me if you wanna know what any of
'em in particular was!


+

BONUS GO FOR BROKE FILLIN

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JEFF LOVE - FISTFULL OF DOLLARS
BOBBY WALL - BABY IT'S TOO MUCH
BOBBY LEWIS - I'M NERVOUS
GENE VINCENT - I'M GONNA CATCH ME A RAT
WANDA JACKSON - FUNNEL OF LOVE
THE BLUE BOYS - WHEN YOU AND I WERE YOUNG
FRANKIE LANE - BOWIE KNIFE
JOHNNY WESTERN - COWPOKE
GIN GILETTE - TRAIN TO SATANVILLE
TARANTULA GHOUL - GRAVEYARD ROCK
MOSES LONGPIECE - SLIDE HER UNDER THE DOOR
THE CRAMPS - I WAS A TEENAGE WEREWOLF
SANDY NELSON - BIG NOISE FROM THE JUNGLE
THE CRAMPS - YOU GOT GOOD TASTE
THE THINGS - PSYCHO LOVER
THE DEAD KENNEDYS - CALIFORNIA UBER ALLES
THE HASKELLS - BODY LANGUAGE
GIRLSCHOOL - TUSH
THE CHALLENGERS - PIPELINE
THE BEASTS OF BOURBON - FINGERLICKIN
THE LIME SPIDERS - SLAVE GIRL
EDDY CURRENT SUPPRESSION RING - NOISE IN MY HEAD
THE UV RACE - SPEED FREAK
TOTAL CONTROL - RETIREE
THE MONKS - MONK TIME
THE FLAT DUO JETS - STALKIN
THE SEEDS - NO ESCAPE
THE ESCAPADES - SHE'S THE KIND
THE FIVE CANADIANS - NEVER ALONE
JON WAYNE - IS THAT JUSTICE?
JOHNNY PAYCHECK - COLORADO KOOLADE
LUKE THE DRIFTER - TOO MANY PARTIES AND TOO MANY PALS
IKE TURNER - BAYOU
BILL CARLISLE - NO HELP WANTED
TEX WILLIAMS - LETS GO ROCKABILLY
BUCHANAN AND GOODMAN - FLYING SAUCHER THE 2ND
JIMMY MERCHANT - SKIN THE CAT
COUNT YATES - CHIMPANZEE
YOUNG JESSE - DON'T THINK I WILL
LITTLE WILLIE JOHN - YOUNG GIRL
IKE TURNERS KINGS OF RHYTHM FT. CLAYTON LOVE - SHE MADE MY BLOOD RUN COLD
JOHNNY SAYLES - YOU TOLD A LIE
OTIS RUSH - DOUBLE TROUBLE
IKE TURNER - HEY MISS TINA

Thursday, October 6, 2011

SIMONE PAGE JONES PRESENTS "THE LOVEBIRDS"



Simone is rather delightful. That's her up there on the left. She's a great singer, all round fabulous entertainer and just generally an all round gas to be in the same room as. If there was a Simone Page Jones channel on TV, I would sit around watching that shit all day.

So she has this new cabaret show she's written that's premiering this Friday night at The Arts Festival Lounge at the Arts Centre. 9:30. Usually if someone asked me to come to their Cabaret show I would smile and nod and then arrange to have myself trapped in some kind of mine shaft so I won't have to go. But so confident am I in Simone's powers of entertainment, I'm gonna go to this one!

I'm gonna be doing the radio show live from the same venue that night too, so if you can manage it, come down and hang out and so hi between five and seven and then stickaround for The Lovebirds.

It's also playing a couple other dates, 14th of October & 21st of October.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

SOME COWBOY SONGS

I like cowboy songs...












on the radio, in the world... 6/10/11

ON THE RADIO

This friday we gonna be doing the show live from the arts festival loung in the arts centre cafe, down at... THE ARTS CENTRE! So come and down and jiggle with me and the PBS gang. We'll have Stella Angelico stopping by to do a little live performance, and afterwards you can stick around and see Simone Page Jones' new show "The Lovebirds" which is premiering in the very same room at 9pm. Everything Simone does is great so don't miss it!

On Saturday night we got SATURDAY NIGHT FISH FRY at the gem with me and pierre and the famous CREOLE SPICED PORK SPARE RIBS, and also SO YOU THINK YOU CAN CRAMPS? cramps tribute gig at The tote that Hayley from Super Wild horses is organizing. heaps o'cool band, with brides Of christ playing at 11:30 ft special guest drummer renato from Puta Madre Bros / johnnie and the Johnnie Johnnies. If you can manage, come to both of 'em like i am!


IN THE WORLD


GIG GUIDE
(Double check these listings before going to the gig! Sometimes I screw up the details...)

Thurs 6th
Keggin! @ The Brunswick Hotel
Fri 7th
Stone Love Broadcast live from The Arts Centre Cafe
Simone Page Jones presents "The Love Birds" @ The Arts Centre, 9pm
Footscray i'm in Love @ The Footscray exchange hotel
Andrew Young late night DJ'ing @ Yahyahs
Mohair Slim DJ'ing @ Luwow
Sat 8th
So you Think You Can Cramps? Cramps Tribute Show @ The Tote ft Woolen kits, Super Wild Horses, Brides Of christ and heaps more... + Bad Aches in the front bar from 5pm
More Fire 128 # Deep 11
Judge pino 7 the ruling Morions @ bar Open
Saturday Night Fish Fry @ The Gem ft CREOLE SPICED PORK SPARE RIBS + Richie 1250, Pierre Baroni
The messengers @ Cherry bar
Barbarion Pyro Show @ HiFiBar w/ the bowers
Digger & the Pussycats @ Pony 2AM
Rocket to memphis 7" launch 2 luwow w/ DJ Emma Peel
Sun 9th
Annie Hall screening @ The Astor

Wed 12th
The drones @ the corner Hotel
Next fri 14th

Kim Salmon @ The Empress
John waters double @ The Astor
Next Sat 15th
Ribbon device Sitar Covers EP Launch @ The Empress
Teeth & Tongue single launch @ Buffallo club
Richie1250 DJ'ing @ YahYahs
John waters double @ The Astor

git on out there

lurve
richie

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THE WILD DOGS OF KENTUCKY

Stone Love : Playlist for Friday 30 September 2011

Artist | Track/Song Name | Album Title | Label/Distibutor | Comments

TOUSAN - PO BOY WALK
ERNIE K DOE - MOTHER IN LAW
LEE DORSEY - HOLY COW
DIANMOND JOE - HOW TO PICK A WINNER
BETTY HARRIS - NEARER TO YOU
IRMA THOMAS - TWO WINTERS LONG
THE SAPHIRRES - WHO DO YOU LOVE
THE BELL SISTERS - BERMUDA
KAY MARTIN & HER BODYGUARDS - SWAMP GIRL
NERVOUS NORVUS - THE WILD DOGS OF KENTUCKY
NERVOUS NORVUS - TRANSFUSION
NERVOUS NORVUS - APE CALL
ARTHUR LYMAN - MOON OVER A RUINED CASTLE
YMA SUMAC - XTABAY
giao linh - chuyen tinh sao ly
KIM SUN - THE MAN WHO MUST LEAVE
THE CA QUINTET - SADIE LAVONE
THE FIVE CANADIANS - DON'T TELL ME
THE SEEDS - CAN'T SEEM TO MAKE YOU MINE
ARIEL PINKS HAUNTED GRAFFITTI - IMMUNE TO EMOTION
THE HASKELS - TAKIN THE CITY BY STORM
THE BOWERS - ANGEL OF SORROW
CASH SAVAGE AND THE LAST DRINK - ANOTHER GLASS OF WINE
FLAT DUO JETS - YOU BELONG TO ME
SVEN LIEBEK - DARK WORLD
OUTKAST - SHE LIVES IN MY LAP
EL-P - T.O.J.
CANNIBAL OX - LIFE'S ILL (INST)